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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Menage A Splat

Menage A Splat

At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.

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That’s Some Weird TP

That’s Some Weird TP

Mold? Who knows except that it's not of this world. At Caesars in Atlantic City courtesy of Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com

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The Many Uses Of A Wash Cloth

The Many Uses Of A Wash Cloth

Think about that for a second. And then look at the used washcloth left on the shower rod and missed by housekeeping at the Holiday Inn/Greenbelt. Makes you want to get tongs.

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I’m Filled With Confidence

Third mechanical delay in two hours at JFK, we finally are allowed to board passengers and in order there are two electrical issues that pop up as soon as everyone is seated. First, the recorded pre-flight announcement will only play the Spanish part. Que?! And then...

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Room With A Boom

Room With A Boom

Damn. I'd specifically asked for a room with an oil storage tank in it, not a room "overlooking an oil storage tank". Hampton Inn/Logan Airport

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