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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Airline Window Snot
Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It's a little coagulated which means it's not, well, something else that's wet and red.
Gives New Meaning To “Discomforter”
On a Holiday Inn comforter, which again raises the question, how could you miss this if you were a housekeeper?
Anti Peeping Proofing
From a flight attendant at The Focus at SFO. Checked in and found paper wadded-up, plugging the door peephole.
Bad Chair Day, Part II
From "Mr. V", a hotel chair he describes as a "museum of guest DNA" at a hotel in Ames, Iowa.
A Bad Chair Day
Courtesy of "KSM" at the Candlewood Suite in Rockland County, NY. "Everything else was perfect...WTF".
Wall Twerking Gone Bad
From the Hyatt in Philly, courtesy of Matt L.