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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Neil Young Was Right: Rust Never Sleeps
From a hotel where a guest went to the bar and asked for a couple of bottles of beer to go back to the room. The server asked if he'd like them in a bucket with some ice, so he said "Sure!" and was given a 1987-era Miller Lite bucket filled with ice and a couple of...
The Room Comes With (A View Of) AC
From a flight attendant on layover at a Holiday Inn brand in Denver. Members of her crew discovered homeless people sleeping in the stairwells.
Like Little Needles In The Carpet
From a business traveler in Colorado: "I wasn't sure what it would be that would finally max out my patience with dirty hotel rooms, but climbing out of bed in the morning and stepping on someone's old toe nail clippings was it. I just went Neandrathal on the front...
An Actual Dang Blog
This is my first blog on the website. I’m going under X because the carrier I work for would unceremoniously push me out an exit row window if they knew I was drinking and blabbing. I have a great job. I meet many many classy people, so please return for future...
Happy Ending
A disturbing spray of white matter next to a bed in Houston. Extra points for "WTF Carpeting?"
Redrum!
An inexplicable LARGE discoloration in the middle of the ugliest hotel carpet on the planet. A Holiday Inn brand near the Houston Bush airport