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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Great Moments In Hotel Art
This inexplicable artwork was found on the wall at a Novotel in Ghana by Patrick Smith, a commercial pilot and amazing blogger. It's almost like a Rorschach Test. Who sees their mom? If you haven't subscribed to Patrick,...
Grate, And Not So Great
This possibly explains why the person who submitted this shot from a hotel in Reno, has been suffering crushing headaches and allergies since checking into his room.
The Most Jacked Up Drapes In The Hospitality Industry
Lots of travel delays, got in late and when I went to pull the curtains closed I noticed that on the outside, facing out the window, were long strips of duct tape placed all over the fabric. Huh. This morning I found out why: the shades are so old and frayed that you...
Time To Retire
Another in the collection of hotel chairs that need to be taken back behind the barn and put down. Questionable stains and standard wear-and-tear. Hyatt Houston North.
What’s With All The Bad Airconditioners?
At the Knights Inn in Toronto from Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com
The Hyatt Handle From Hell
Lots of white material that scraped off, so it wasn't discoloration of metal. I don't carry hand sanitiser but this creaped me out.


