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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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No Wonder The Room Was So Dark
A broken light fixture in an IHG brand in metro Atlanta.
Shower Snot
From a flight attendant: More boogers on shower wall. Doubletree , Houston Hobby. Dammit, getting really tired of boogers on walls.
OJ’s Bruno Magli’s?
A Sheraton bathroom. People have been convicted with less evidence.
One, Pube, Free
This is the sixth-body-hair-in-the-sink photo which leads me to believe that a lot of weird stuff is happening in the hotel bathrooms other than the usual stuff. From S.K. at a Hilton brand in Denver.
Microbathfrig
The general consensus on Facebook was that food storage and food prep devices should not be an arms length of the john. At a Little America Hotel property, from D.S.
She Said “Pecker Track”
From a hardworking F.A. who is working the Thanksgiving holiday: "I thought it was safe to pull back the sheets. When I did, I got a good view of pecker tracks in the middle of the king sized bed. Luckily housekeeping was on our floor and she changed all the bedding...