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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone Had A Fun Night
And yet housekeeping missed this splatter at a hotel in Philly.
Re….NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chair spooge in one of the downtown casino hotels.
To Paraphrase Charlie Sheen In ‘Ferris Buehler’s Day Off’: Drugs
A small bindle with white residue in the hallway of a Cleveland airport hotel.
Happy Ending
A disturbing spray of white matter next to a bed in Houston. Extra points for "WTF Carpeting?"
Redrum!
An inexplicable LARGE discoloration in the middle of the ugliest hotel carpet on the planet. A Holiday Inn brand near the Houston Bush airport
Comforting
The first two signs, maybe. The third? A reflection of the area. I checked in and after being shuttled through kind of a sketchy neighborhood, asked the manager on duty, "I'd like to get a six pack of beer. How about that Chevron (maybe a football field away from the...


