(trademark pending)
Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
Photo by Tim Savage from Pexels
That There’s A Frog
An actual first at hotelnightmares.com...a frog in a motel room, found, stumbled, hopped on in Iowa. Both the frog and the guest escaped unscathed.
The Room Comes With (A View Of) AC
From a flight attendant on layover at a Holiday Inn brand in Denver. Members of her crew discovered homeless people sleeping in the stairwells.
Like Little Needles In The Carpet
From a business traveler in Colorado: "I wasn't sure what it would be that would finally max out my patience with dirty hotel rooms, but climbing out of bed in the morning and stepping on someone's old toe nail clippings was it. I just went Neandrathal on the front...
Microbathfrig
The general consensus on Facebook was that food storage and food prep devices should not be an arms length of the john. At a Little America Hotel property, from D.S.
She Said “Pecker Track”
From a hardworking F.A. who is working the Thanksgiving holiday: "I thought it was safe to pull back the sheets. When I did, I got a good view of pecker tracks in the middle of the king sized bed. Luckily housekeeping was on our floor and she changed all the bedding...
An Actual Dang Blog
This is my first blog on the website. I’m going under X because the carrier I work for would unceremoniously push me out an exit row window if they knew I was drinking and blabbing. I have a great job. I meet many many classy people, so please return for future...