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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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To Freeze Or Turn On The Heat…?
From a traveler at a Pittsburgh airport hotel on a sleety night. She eventually used a washcloth to cover her finger tips when she turned the heat on.
Missed A Spot
Some sparkly purple toothpaste left by a previous guest at a Springhill Suites.
We Have Some Leakage
Think about it: we have all spilled something while in a chair or on a couch. Stains are limited to the area between your legs and up near the front. This far back??? At a Microtel in Quincy, Illinois.
Ice Bucket Lid Pubes
Hard to see but two little brownish red pubes embedded in some kind of stickiness on the lid of an ice bucket in Las Vegas.
Undefined Fluid Pool
Apparently someone pee'd or bled or puked on this mattress at the Pear Tree Drury Inn in San Antonio, submitted by a hard-working member of the recording industries legions of regional reps.
The Trifecta: A Pube, A Head Hair & Blood
I feel like I hit the Daily Triple. From left to right: a curly black hair, a head hair and a tiny drop of plasma that points to OJ. Another reason you never want to pull back the cover spread unless you're truly ready for it. At the Orleans in Las Vegas.