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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Ever Wanted To See What The Innards Of An Ice Machine Look Like, Kids?
From a hotel that's between brands where they promised ice machines on the odd numbered floors. Only the 3rd floor had one and surprisingly, it wasn't working.
Shower Snot
From a flight attendant: More boogers on shower wall. Doubletree , Houston Hobby. Dammit, getting really tired of boogers on walls.
OJ’s Bruno Magli’s?
A Sheraton bathroom. People have been convicted with less evidence.
More From The Princess Hotel
A traveler suggests that a 5 star hotel maybe do some basic touch up work.
A Bathroom In Need Of Some Basic Maintenance
"You'd expect from a 5 stars hotel to repaint the basin cabinet or replace the bathtab doorframe." from a traveler at the Princess Hotel in Eilat, Israel
One, Pube, Free
This is the sixth-body-hair-in-the-sink photo which leads me to believe that a lot of weird stuff is happening in the hotel bathrooms other than the usual stuff. From S.K. at a Hilton brand in Denver.


