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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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No Wonder The Room Was So Dark
A broken light fixture in an IHG brand in metro Atlanta.
Missed A Spot
Some sparkly purple toothpaste left by a previous guest at a Springhill Suites.
We Have Some Leakage
Think about it: we have all spilled something while in a chair or on a couch. Stains are limited to the area between your legs and up near the front. This far back??? At a Microtel in Quincy, Illinois.
Pee Puddle
Great hotel. Outstanding service. Wonderful employees. Killer location. Very hip vibe. And then you pull back the spread and it appears that it's been a bladder dumping site for at least a few guests. Aloft/Charlotte Epicenter.
Don’t Let The Dead Bugs Bite
From Jennifer at iputmylifeonashelf.com where she spotted a squashed cockroach that tried to get out of the Treasure Island but got stopped short of the door.
Ice Bucket Lid Pubes
Hard to see but two little brownish red pubes embedded in some kind of stickiness on the lid of an ice bucket in Las Vegas.


