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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Wash Cloth Remnants
On a wash cloth at a hotel in Harrisburg where a guest opened it up to find a couple of brown specks and a very subtle brown streak....yeah...
It’s Just A Flesh Wound
Some apparently fresh blood dripping over the edge of a nightstand at a small town chain hotel in the Midwest.
Classy: Gum On The Wall
Probably a smart move not to chew gum in bed, so why not just stick it on the wall where you can retrieve and pick up where you left off the next morning? At the Hotel Ibis in Belo Horizonte
Pee Me A River
An Embassy Suites in LA where the bathroom floor had seemingly not been mopped since the era of the Black Dahlia. This tidal flows starts at the toilet and makes it halfway to the sink before drying up in the desert sun.
That’s One Sweet Ride Ya Got, Carl
In a hallway in Las Vegas
A Room With A View
Going to LA from Minneapolis in the dead of winter made me want to insure that I made the most of the scenery. From the 4th floor at an LAX hotel. A lot of people "in cars" on this back street andthe young men loitering in front of the liquor store had that...