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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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That Is One Big Bug
From a displaced business traveler who got dislocated to a suburban hotel because of a corporate snafu. "There was this GIANT bug in the bathroom light. You could see it's antenna. That's gross."
Holey Firehose, Batman
This is mildly concerning. Mold that has started to erode patches of a hotel firehose.
Holey Curtains, Batman!
An airport hotel curtain in San Antonio where a LARGE strip was torn off the bottom so that this east-facing room lights up like the surface of the sun at 6:30 am.
Rug Blood
From Steve who sends this pic from the Marriott Toronto Airport. "It's probably not blood. Probably."
Doodie!
This was submitted by Tyler B., a corporate trainer who checked into a Hilton Brand in Orange County and will forever have this image burned in his brain. "To their credit, they moved me immediately and upgraded me to a concierge level"
Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow
From a very patient frequent business traveler: "I spotted this on the bathroom floor of my Springfield Suites when i checked in and just as an experiment, I made sure to walk around it and it was still there when I checked out two days later."


