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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Hopefully It Wasn’t Really Critical
This is a first: a pill left behind by a previous guest. At an airport hotel in the Twin Cities. The pill was flushed after a lot of contemplation. It was Saturday night. I was bored. What the heck?
Holey Curtains, Batman!
An airport hotel curtain in San Antonio where a LARGE strip was torn off the bottom so that this east-facing room lights up like the surface of the sun at 6:30 am.
There Probably Wasn’t Much Of A View Anyway
From a flight attendant on layover in Corpus Christi. She blames the opaque window crud on: "salt air and the petrochemical plants on every street corner."
Doodie!
This was submitted by Tyler B., a corporate trainer who checked into a Hilton Brand in Orange County and will forever have this image burned in his brain. "To their credit, they moved me immediately and upgraded me to a concierge level"
Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow
From a very patient frequent business traveler: "I spotted this on the bathroom floor of my Springfield Suites when i checked in and just as an experiment, I made sure to walk around it and it was still there when I checked out two days later."
Rhymes With “Rubes”
"In the shower at the Nashville Hilton I discovered this impressive collection of pubes, which I can assure you did NOT come from this well-manscaped guest."


