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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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That Is One Big Bug
From a displaced business traveler who got dislocated to a suburban hotel because of a corporate snafu. "There was this GIANT bug in the bathroom light. You could see it's antenna. That's gross."
Mommy, Why Are There Pee Pee’s On The Door?
Discovered by a flight attendant on layover in LA. She reported it to the carrier so she wouldn't get blamed.
Holey Firehose, Batman
This is mildly concerning. Mold that has started to erode patches of a hotel firehose.
Insert A “Thwp Thwp Thwp” Lawn Sprinkler SFX
At a Courtyard By Marriott in Detroit where the previous guest got distracted while peeing and sprayed the wall next to the toilet.
Just A *Tiny* Bit Of Blood
On the bedskirt at the Eaton Chelsea in Toronto
Rug Blood
From Steve who sends this pic from the Marriott Toronto Airport. "It's probably not blood. Probably."


