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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Not What You’d Expect From A Fairytale Castle
A minor amount of damage from a Strip hotel in Las Vegas.
Pubey, Or Not Pubey
From a holiday traveler who chose a Best Western rather than sleep in her sister's house with 7 children under the age of 10. At Christmas. "How does one of those hairs end up on a faucet. Actually, I don't want to know. But I got a new and upgraded room out of it."
They’re Missing Some Options
To be realistic they need to add "Crying Infant", "Domestic Dispute", "Histrionic Lover" and "Hearing Impaired TV Viewer".
Fridge Hair
"Hair" seems to bother people. A *lot*. This hair was found in an Embassy Suites fridge at LAX.
Remnants
I caught this at a strip hotel that is very nice and very old. The oldest on the strip. Figure that one out. Little white crusty borders where blobs of something creamy white had landed on the carpet.
Ka….BLOOM
Imagine if you will, 7:13 on a Saturday morning and the construction workers at the building next to your hotel are dropping large chunks of concrete and debris down a 16 story chute into a metal dumpster. You hear tumbling a pause and then a window rattling boom like...