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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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“We’ve Got A Bleeder!”
From a radio personality who went to Nashville for a major Country music conference and discovered that the Manson family might have had his four star room before him.
Flight Attendants Lead A Dangerous Life
From a FA on layover in a medium-sized market in Missouri: Latch was crooked to begin with, if you look close you'll see it never lined up to begin with. Then it just snapped off in my hand
A Little Embassy Suites Water Damage
From a flight attendant on layover, where she found that leaky ceiling had caused the wall paper to blister and slough off.
This Should Be The First Warning Sign, Sign
At a Super 8 in Iowa.
An Inexplicable Hotel Thermostat
Good luck with the AC tonight.
Pre-Used Soap
Housekeeping forgot to change in a new bar of wrapped soap at a Hampton Inn in So Cal. It's soap, so it should be clean, but still, using someone else's soap is a little gross.