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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Green Means “Go……To A New Hotel”

Green Means “Go……To A New Hotel”

This disturbing photo was shot from the hotel window of a flight attendant with a regional carrier on layover in Jackson, Mississippi. This would be a Not Tub, though, at night with the in-spa lights it might look kind of trippy.

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Fill In The Blank

Fill In The Blank

They did a REALLY good job of making the fix. You can hardly tell that someone ripped out the Kleenex box.

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A Hip Replacement Waiting To Happen

A Hip Replacement Waiting To Happen

This is a hip replacement waiting to happen; a hotel in Denmark where the edge of the tub is 18 inches from the floor but only 8 inches from the bottom of the tub. So....it's early in the morning...you're tired...you try to shower the exhaustion and jetlag away...you...

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Perhaps A Conditioner Fixation?

Perhaps A Conditioner Fixation?

At a Radisson Blu in Denmark where housekeeping had the standard 1 shampoo, 1 conditioner, 1 lotion, 1 shower gel at check-in. The next day they were replaced by 1 lotion, 1 conditioner and 2 shower gels. Day Three? Conditioner. Lots of conditioner.

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