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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone Had A Lonely Night In Albuquerque
From a flight attendant who spent a long day of traveling, finally checked in to her hotel room and found that a previous guest had "made happy" over the back of the toilet lid. The splatter, spray, specimen is kind of hard to see but it's kind of impressive.
This Would Explain The Amazing Nightly Rate
At a Marriott on a loop highway in Texas. It's missing a Smokey The Bear with big airline ramp employee ear protection.
Lesson? Don’t Look Under The Ice Bucket
This is just weird, and unusually disturbing. A flight attendant on layover in Jackson, MS picked up the inevitable ice bucket sitting counter in the bathroom and found some false eye lashes.
Enter At Your Own Risk
From a flight attendant stranded in Shanghai for two days because of equipment problems. The bathwater she says appears to come directly from the river 21 floors below her hotel window.
Towel Dookie
A bathtowel with a horizontal brown streak on it, at an airport hotel in Portland, Oregon.
Headboard Spmudge
Someone missed the target by about 6-8 inches. In NFL terms, it was wide, high and to the left.