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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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More Weird Stuff From Flight Attendants
They truly have a hard and odd job. And they stumble on some strange stuff on their layovers. This is from a hotel in Mobile, Alabama where inexplicably the elevator callbox is wrapped in cardboard.
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They did a REALLY good job of making the fix. You can hardly tell that someone ripped out the Kleenex box.
Time For A “Seinfeld” Reference
It's a Poppy stain! At an airport hotel in Phoenix.
Science!
Science experiments gone bad. Ever wonder why they have plastic liners for the ice buckets? Get the bucket. Fill it with ice. Dump it in the sink. Let it melt. Look for remnants. At a VERY nice hotel in Buckhead.
One Soap Degree Of Separation
Housekeeping missed this bar of soap from a previous guest at the Four Points Sheraton at O'Hare.
A Hip Replacement Waiting To Happen
This is a hip replacement waiting to happen; a hotel in Denmark where the edge of the tub is 18 inches from the floor but only 8 inches from the bottom of the tub. So....it's early in the morning...you're tired...you try to shower the exhaustion and jetlag away...you...


