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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Moldy Moments In Hotel Art
From a flight attendant for a regional carrier who has shared three photos from three different rooms on three different layovers at the same hotel in Jackson, Mississippi. A true aficionado would look at this piece of art and say, "I see a conflict of hues and...
A Small Electrical Problem
Something burned. Something melted. Something leaked. @thestufftheydontteachinshopclass Submitted by a couple on a move to their new home in Colorado. Somewhere in Illinois.
That Sure Clears Things Up
"A 1000 hotel rooms and finally, a Marriott in Texas, helped me figure something out that even eight years of college hadn't helped me solve. The hundreds of laptops and cell phones I've had stolen over the years. If only I'd know how to work the connecting door to...
A Hotel Ho
From a flight attendant on layover.
Fruits Of Our Labors
From a flight attendant who was concerned about an odd smell and discovered a rotting orange under her hotel bed.
Big White Chair Stain
A very conspicuous splooge on a seat cushion at a Hilton brand in New Orleans.