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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Along Came A Spider
This is a familiar tone with this site, but flight attendants see some weird stuff. This is from Flight Attendant X who was on a layover in Boston, ordered a drink, had it brought to her, went up to the bar to get something, returned and found this guy (male is...
Wall Spooge
As Flight Attendant X says, "If it's red and on the bed, someone bled." And "If it's white someone had a helluva night". On the wall of a 4 star hotel in Atlanta.
Hand Towel Surprise!
A flight attendant discovered a little black curly reminder of a previous guest at a hotel in South Carolina.
Towel Dookie
A bathtowel with a horizontal brown streak on it, at an airport hotel in Portland, Oregon.
Headboard Spmudge
Someone missed the target by about 6-8 inches. In NFL terms, it was wide, high and to the left.
Random Acts Of Hotel Hall Puke
At a Marriott brand in Dallas. There was definite "chunkage" to the pattern.


