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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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This Can’t Be Good
No electrician would suggest that an outlet leaking yellow fluid is a "positive thing".
Floor Rubble
A tiny collection of "stuff" that has been sitting on a hotel carpet in Florida for probably decades.
The Hotel For Hearses
At a hotel in Burbank where they lease out part of their garage to a funeral home for storing their hearses. There's "odd" and then there's ten hearses at your hotel. Maybe the Eagles were right.
So Many Urologist Jokes, So Little Time
I'm a righty too. At a layover hotel from FA Natasha.
“We Got A Bleeder!”
Another La Quinta contribution: a large stain between two beds from a FA Natasha.
Brown + Bed Cover = Nightmare
Some kind of brown splatter at a La Quinta, submitted by an airline employee between flights.


