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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone Had A Lonely Night In Albuquerque
From a flight attendant who spent a long day of traveling, finally checked in to her hotel room and found that a previous guest had "made happy" over the back of the toilet lid. The splatter, spray, specimen is kind of hard to see but it's kind of impressive.
Floor Rubble
A tiny collection of "stuff" that has been sitting on a hotel carpet in Florida for probably decades.
The Hotel For Hearses
At a hotel in Burbank where they lease out part of their garage to a funeral home for storing their hearses. There's "odd" and then there's ten hearses at your hotel. Maybe the Eagles were right.
German Craftsmanship
The Hotel Leonardo in Munich where the bowl doesn't quite meet the counter.
American Craftsmanship
What happens when you place a less-than-2 lb. toiletry bag on a Hilton brand towel rack in NYC. And for the record: dropped it RIGHT in the toilet.
So Many Urologist Jokes, So Little Time
I'm a righty too. At a layover hotel from FA Natasha.


