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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Not What You Want To See After A Long Day
From a flight attendant with a regional carrier who spent a LONG day dealing with happy, pleasant, courteous passengers and FINALLY got to her hotel to find a remnant from a previous guest.
The Glamorous Skies
From Flight Attendant X: I always dread checking the lavs at the end of flights. I wonder if Harry Dunne from "Dumb And Dumber" got dosed and was on-board.
This Hotel Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On
From a flight attendant on layover at a Hilton brand in New Mexico. I'll just sit over here on the semen-covered bed spread, thank you.
Run. Away.
From a traveler who had some problems and they only got worse when he found this hotel in Othello, Iowa: The room was disgusting. Two out of the three chairs had massive stains of unknown origin that covered almost the entire seat, and one up the back and arms. The...
Mattress Puke
At an airport Holiday Inn. Suggestion: never pull back the bed spread until you're checking out because do you REALLY want to know what you're about to sleep on?
Quiet. Almost…Too Quiet
From a 1st time contributor. The AmericInn in Two Harbors, Minnesota: At least it's very quiet. Oh and there's a free breakfast.