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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone Needs To Wash The Washcloth
From a cross country traveler who stopped for a little shut eye literally in the middle of nowhere and made the mistake of taking too close of a look at the washcloth. The good news? It's dark. It's dirt. There are worse possibilities....
When Room Service Marinara Attacks
A blood splotch on bedding at a Super 8 in South Dakota.
Room With A View
I genuinely felt sorry for myself because of the pit of a room that I was assigned...until I opened the drapes and saw the guy living next to me.
Satans Gravy
I'll be honest: I've never been a fan of biscuits and gravy. But this grease frappe at a non-chain hotel breakfast area in Indiana would have sent Oliver Twist running away screaming and flailing his skinny little orphan arms.
Lost In Transition
From one brand to another to another to another and finally just a painted over street sign and a vinyl banner hanging over the entrance to the lobby.
Will NOT Keep The Doctor Away
A little blue mold floating in the apple juice. "Upon waking up the next morning at 7:45 to the sound of someone hammering on the outside wall of our room, I went to take a look out the window to see what all the noise was about. I couldn't see a thing, due to a large...