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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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This Can’t Be Good
No electrician would suggest that an outlet leaking yellow fluid is a "positive thing".
Someone Really Needed To Smoke
Disregard the love graffiti, recent guests at this Motel 6 disabled the smoke detector and just for good measure, baggied the sprinkler. Someone needs a patch.
That’s One Dirty Drape
Brownish, reddish stains and patterns on a hotel drape in DC, submitted by a frequent business traveler in town for meetings.
Mattress Puke
At an airport Holiday Inn. Suggestion: never pull back the bed spread until you're checking out because do you REALLY want to know what you're about to sleep on?
Quiet. Almost…Too Quiet
From a 1st time contributor. The AmericInn in Two Harbors, Minnesota: At least it's very quiet. Oh and there's a free breakfast.
Switchblades? Switch Hotels.
Hunter Quinn, a DJ at NOW-FM in Sacramento shares: My wife and I took a quick impromptu trip up to Reno to see Gavin Degraw, Matt Nathanson and Mary Lambert on Saturday night. We stayed at a 3.5 star hotel/casino up there and everything was mediocre as you’d expect,...


