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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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When You Find An Ant In Your Coffee
From a traveler at an IHG property in the Tampa/St. Pete area where they had JUST texted their client and thanked them for the hotel, started the in-room coffee, took a shower, poured cup and found this little beauty floating at the top.
A Sloppy Stain, Not A Poppy Stain
On a chair at an airport hotel in Denver.
The Old “Punch A Hole In The Cup To Surprise The Next Guest” Ploy
I actually respect 4th grade humor, but the person who submitted this photo from a hotel in DC didn't feel the same way. I guess that an all night red eye, a quick hour of sleep, making coffee while you're in the shower and then having the coffee you pour into the cup...
Probably Not A Players Club Perk
Multi-colored snot on the hotel room wall at Winstar World.
An OCD Nightmare In Porcelain
I don't have issues with "order" and things having to be just "right" and aligned, but I focus grouped this on my OCD friends and it freaked them the bleep out. At the Four Point Sheraton at O'Hare.
The Skeeziest Hotel Carpet Ever
Yellow. Red. White. Brown. Every possible body fluid or excretion is covered outside the 7th floor elevator at the Four Point O'Hare


