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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Slapped-Together Hotel HVAC Unit
It appears that a hotel hired a contractor who posted on the corkboard at the Piggly Wiggly, with the expected results and quality.
Kickin’ It Old School
It would take serious effort and a steel-toed boot to put four major dings in a metal-plated hotel room door. At an IHG brand in British Columbia.
Travel Reminder #428: THEY DON’T WASH THE BED SPREADS!
Always remember to take some wash clothes, and carefully pull the bed spread away and leave it in the corner. Lots of stuff happens on those spreads, as we're reminded from this hotel in Allentown.
Curtain Smudge
Too close to the toilet to NOT raise some suspicion. At a Hilton brand, courtesy of a flight attendant.
1978 Called, They Want Their Mattress Back
At the Plymouth Bay Inn Suites: Front desk moved me to another room because of bed bugs..I knew I should've just got my refund and left. When I took off the sheets on the bed to inspect I saw this yellowy nicotine plastic cover on top of a 1970's Howard Johnson's...
The Grungiest Pool Deck Ever
Mud? Blood? And a whole lot more at a hotel in Amherst, Nova Scotia.


