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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Flight Attendant With A Beef About Bacon
From a flight attendant on layover in Philadelphia who got a to-go boxed breakfast to bring back to her room and found this piece of bacon. She described it as something that you’d “find in the Abrasion Unit at a leper colony.” She’d already experienced a rough...
An OCD Panic Attack Waiting To Happen
If you have issues with, well, order and symmetry, this Holiday Inn in Oregon would put you on a ledge.
Maybe The $24 Room Service Bagel WAS a Bargain
From a hotel in West Hollywood where the rooftop pool waiter acknowledged that people actually DO buy these $75,000 bottles of champagne "but just so they can impress their friends."
Blood? In A Hotel Room? Unpossible.
From an author on tour in Canada: I'm going to try tell myself that it is nail polish. Unnamed hotel, downtown Toronto
You Can Almost Hear The ‘Phtt Phtt Phtt’ Of A Sprinkler
From a flight attendant laying over in Phildelphia at a Sheraton: Some kind of a stain, looks like it shot out from somewhere, at the foot of the bed.
Sometimes There’s Just Not Enough Chlorine
From a flight attendant on layover at a Sheraton in Philadelphia. "The pool looked like the bottom of a gas station toilet."