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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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When You Find An Ant In Your Coffee
From a traveler at an IHG property in the Tampa/St. Pete area where they had JUST texted their client and thanked them for the hotel, started the in-room coffee, took a shower, poured cup and found this little beauty floating at the top.
Little Johnny Forgot His Smokes
It's always fun to look under cushions and mattresses. Someone was sneaking some smokes at the Beverly Heritage.
Maybe It’s A Good Night To Read A Book
Hotel phones and channel changers are historic for being bacterial frappe's. You don't need a blacklight to see the crud on this one.
1978 Called, They Want Their Mattress Back
At the Plymouth Bay Inn Suites: Front desk moved me to another room because of bed bugs..I knew I should've just got my refund and left. When I took off the sheets on the bed to inspect I saw this yellowy nicotine plastic cover on top of a 1970's Howard Johnson's...
The Grungiest Pool Deck Ever
Mud? Blood? And a whole lot more at a hotel in Amherst, Nova Scotia.
At Least She Had The Nads To Move!
From Flight Attendant X who found this little bugger on a box spring in Calgary and promptly refused to stay at the hotel and relocated to a MUCH cleaner joint.


