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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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“It’s Just Rust”
From a former Hyatt property where a traveler noticed this blob of discoloration and was told not too worry. "It's the humidity. It's just rust."
Kickin’ It Old School
It would take serious effort and a steel-toed boot to put four major dings in a metal-plated hotel room door. At an IHG brand in British Columbia.
Travel Reminder #428: THEY DON’T WASH THE BED SPREADS!
Always remember to take some wash clothes, and carefully pull the bed spread away and leave it in the corner. Lots of stuff happens on those spreads, as we're reminded from this hotel in Allentown.
You Can Almost Hear The ‘Phtt Phtt Phtt’ Of A Sprinkler
From a flight attendant laying over in Phildelphia at a Sheraton: Some kind of a stain, looks like it shot out from somewhere, at the foot of the bed.
Sometimes There’s Just Not Enough Chlorine
From a flight attendant on layover at a Sheraton in Philadelphia. "The pool looked like the bottom of a gas station toilet."
Curtain Smudge
Too close to the toilet to NOT raise some suspicion. At a Hilton brand, courtesy of a flight attendant.


