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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Ain’t No Party Like A Bud Light
Hopefully housekeeping let them sleep in.
Headboard Splatter
A whole mess ' white matter on a hotel headboard in Baltimore. Draw your own own conclusions.
Groups You Want To Avoid On The Road
There are things you learn with travel. If you're in any snow-weather zone, especially in markets with rural outlying communities, never ever get a pool-side room on weekends. Long story but the Holidome will be rocking with unsupervised kids as the parents sit on...
DNA Cascade
A cascade of white splatter on a bed ruffle at a Hilton brand in NYC.
NCIS: Clarion
Blood on a bed. Is it fair that flight attendants who deal with this crap on the job should have to find it when they're on a romantic getaway with their sweetie?
Explain The Logic….
I've never quite understood switching to ice machines on every other floor. When water is a line item for the hotel, you probably want to look elsewhere.


