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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Room With A Fume
From a hotel near Boston Logan that has one of those million dollar views. If it was a million dollars in highly flammable petroleum products.
An OCD Panic Attack Waiting To Happen
If you have issues with, well, order and symmetry, this Holiday Inn in Oregon would put you on a ledge.
Maybe The $24 Room Service Bagel WAS a Bargain
From a hotel in West Hollywood where the rooftop pool waiter acknowledged that people actually DO buy these $75,000 bottles of champagne "but just so they can impress their friends."
Reverse Spittoon
Some kind of brownish, purplish dribblage under the sink at a Comfort Inn in DC, courtesy of an airline industry professional who was in town to be a tourist.
The Most Jacked Up Hotel Chair Ever
I think we have all of the bases covered. Liquid. Solid. Gas. And "liqlidas". From a struck-blind flight attendant on a layover in Charlotte.
Blood? In A Hotel Room? Unpossible.
From an author on tour in Canada: I'm going to try tell myself that it is nail polish. Unnamed hotel, downtown Toronto


