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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Sink Stains
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: "I don't paid enough to clean up this shit".
Why Germaphobes Hate Math
Even if you don’t have issues with germs, you still probably would not choose to linger long, thinking about the revolving door occupancy of an average hotel room. Let’s say that the room you’re in tonight mirrors the US hotel occupancy rate projected for 2014: 63.8%....
Bed Blood
For $400 a night, you'd expect some fresh cut flowers, turn down service, maybe a fruit basket. Blood drops in the pillow are usually not the concierge list of perks for valued guests.
Sun Light; Filth’s Worst Enemy
Literally exposed by the harsh light of day: the world's filthiest counter top at an airport Westin. It looked fine, I opened the curtains when I checked and the setting sun it it JUST right. Yech.