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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Slapped-Together Hotel HVAC Unit
It appears that a hotel hired a contractor who posted on the corkboard at the Piggly Wiggly, with the expected results and quality.
Coming Soon To Guantanamo
I imagine who was ever strapped down to this ironing board and tortured, spilled his guts and ratted out everyone he's ever met: Months ago when I was asked to emcee the film festival in Sutter Creek. I decided to book a room so I would not have to drive back to...
Shower Blood
Just enough to get a DNA match to link the previous guest to a string of homicides in Utah
NCIS: Clarion
Blood on a bed. Is it fair that flight attendants who deal with this crap on the job should have to find it when they're on a romantic getaway with their sweetie?
Explain The Logic….
I've never quite understood switching to ice machines on every other floor. When water is a line item for the hotel, you probably want to look elsewhere.
Sink Dribblage
Another look at some under-the-sink grossness at a Comfort Inn in DC from a flight attendant being a tourist.


