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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Literally A Blood Bath
From a business traveler in Budapest on business. (Thus the term "business traveler") He was at a US-based hotel brand this is what happened when he ran the shower. He closed the drain to get the full effect. Management blamed it on "rust".
“Don’t Move, I’ll Go Get A Wash Cloth”
A previous guest left, and housekeeping missed, a dirty and still damp wash cloth at a non-chain hotel in the Pacific Northwest.
Toilet Bow…hoa!!!!
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, where the seat was just sitting on the toilet bowl. Came right off. This is a new one.
The Stuff That People Deposit On Shower Tile
Eye boogers, snot, who knows what else? This stuff's been there for awhile.
If It Bleeds, It Leads
Two blotches of something "red" on the wallpaper at an Embassy Suites. Generally blood turns rust color, and it scares us that we know this, but we're still leaning on blood due to the skeezy location of said hotel.
That’s Just A LOT Of DNA
At a hotel in Pelham, Alabama where it appears that some dude was caught up in the moment and his aim suffered.


