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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Old “Reverse Peephole Ploy”
Flight attendants get training in more than keeping their passengers safe, but also on how to be safe when traveling and laying over. So it was pretty easy to spot this anomaly at an Uncomfortable Inn where she'd been assigned the inevitable handicapped room: the...
Sink Stains
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: "I don't paid enough to clean up this shit".
If It Bleeds, It Leads
Two blotches of something "red" on the wallpaper at an Embassy Suites. Generally blood turns rust color, and it scares us that we know this, but we're still leaning on blood due to the skeezy location of said hotel.
That’s Just A LOT Of DNA
At a hotel in Pelham, Alabama where it appears that some dude was caught up in the moment and his aim suffered.
Why Germaphobes Hate Math
Even if you don’t have issues with germs, you still probably would not choose to linger long, thinking about the revolving door occupancy of an average hotel room. Let’s say that the room you’re in tonight mirrors the US hotel occupancy rate projected for 2014: 63.8%....