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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Who Doesn’t Want To Sleep On Someone Else’s Hair?
From a traveler returning home to Vancouver from Costa Rica and got a room at Houston Bush for six hours. Whoops. They didn't change the pillow case.
The Lap Of (Miniature) Luxury
"Or enjoy a swim in our lap pool" as advertised at the Hilton brand in Tampa. Hot tubs are bigger.
Spider Woman Went To Virginia
From a business traveler who checked into a Hilton brand in Reston, Virginia (maybe she was being arrested and the officer said "Assume the position"?): Happened to check-in early enough that the sunshine was streaming into what appeared to be a very clean room....
Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In…
Someone really wanted in. Submitted by a flight attendant who said "Screw it" with latching the door and just curled up in a corner with a can of mace for the night. If you notice, the door has been kicked in about half an inch making it "off" and hard to close.
Room Invasion
Someone REALLY wanted to get into this room. From a flight attendant on layover.
Snot, Mold, Eye Boogers & “More”
You really don't want to look too closely at the wall in your hotel shower. At a Hilton brand in DC.


