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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Literally A Blood Bath

Literally A Blood Bath

From a business traveler in Budapest on business. (Thus the term "business traveler") He was at a US-based hotel brand this is what happened when he ran the shower. He closed the drain to get the full effect. Management blamed it on "rust".

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Spider Woman Went To Virginia

Spider Woman Went To Virginia

From a business traveler who checked into a Hilton brand in Reston, Virginia (maybe she was being arrested and the officer said "Assume the position"?): Happened to check-in early enough that the sunshine was streaming into what appeared to be a very clean room....

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Pubey or Not Pubey?

Pubey or Not Pubey?

Some of the previous guests at this Hyatt brand in Houston were shedders, as evidenced by this cluster of hair next to the bathtub.

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Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In…

Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In…

Someone really wanted in. Submitted by a flight attendant who said "Screw it" with latching the door and just curled up in a corner with a can of mace for the night. If you notice, the door has been kicked in about half an inch making it "off" and hard to close.

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