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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Maybe “Quality” Is Not A Great Brand Name?
From monkchop at a hotel near Disneyland. “There were two beds and both looked like this. When I reported it to QI headquarters they claim that QI told them they removed the beds during my visit. Not!”
#BOWLINGGREENSTRONG
It's refreshing to see a hotel with a sense of compassion.
Ceiling Poo
From a Canadian couple spending a fun Christmas break in London, they found this mysterious brown streak on the ceiling of an Air bnb. They tried to give it every benefit of the doubt but could only conclude that somehow dookie ended up right over their bed.
Hairy Scary Shower Handles
From a Flight Attendant working on Thanksgiving: Bad enough I am flying and coming down with the FLU. So I was not too observant before stepping into shower this time. Almost through with shower and I then see this. Since I had not eaten anything today it was just dry...
Actual Dang Ceiling Splatter
That's the problem with chainsaw murders: the stuff gets everywhere. From a horrified flight attendant on a layover.
A Hairy Scary End Of A Long Day
From a travel industry employee: "You work a 15 hour day, equipment delays, cancellations, quarrelsome coworkers and this is what I'm greeted with when I finally click-and-lock at midnight"