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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Maybe It Was Supposed To Go The Other Way?
From a sharp eyed Radio personality named Boomer (possibly a pseudonym) who noticed that the latch was installed backwards.
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip "extended stay" motel.
Stephen King’s Power Outlet
Not scary but just ODD. At a "inn and suites" brand.
Those Are Some Filthy Ass Windows
At a hotel near the Atlanta airport.
Night Light? No. Fright Light.
So much filth and dirt and bacteria and uncategorizable crap in this Manhattan hotel bathroom nightlight that it's just best not to even wonder WTF is all in there.
Hello? Hello?
A call cut short at the Trump Plaza. Submitted by Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com


