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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Who Doesn’t Want To Sleep On Someone Else’s Hair?
From a traveler returning home to Vancouver from Costa Rica and got a room at Houston Bush for six hours. Whoops. They didn't change the pillow case.
Wax On. Wax In?
A guest at a hotel in suburban Lansing found this oddly shaped candle under their pillow.
We’ve Got A Bleeder!
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
Possibly The Most Jacked-Up Elevator In Vegas
This is the second in a series of Hellevator shots from the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Great hotel. Clean. Outstanding staff but the Habitat wing elevators are surreal in their nastiness.
When The Front Desk Effs Up
So a couple secrets themselves in a New York City hotel room in the afternoon for some private time. Meanwhile, downstairs, the desk clerk accidentally gives a guest checking in a keycard to their room. The new guest, fresh off a LONG flight from Las Vegas rolls his...
Hell-avator
What happens in Las Vegas apparently stays in Las Vegas but all over the elevators at The Flamingo.