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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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One Of The Weirder Things Ever Left Behind In A Hotel
Some big ass eye lashes found by a flight attendant on layover in Tulsa.
Luckily The Snacks Are Protected. We Think.
A daring traveler chose to go where no one has dared go before...and look on top of the vending machine on the floor at his Wichita hotel. That's a whole mess 'o mess.
“Things That Are Black And Curley” for $500, Alex
A pube from a previous (shedding) guest at an airport hotel in Atlanta.
Layover Filth
From a flight attendant on layover in Orlando. Nice. Probably not a tub you'd want to take a bath in.
Random Puke
In most cities, there could be any number of explanations. But at a hotel near the French Quarter, the safe money is on one-too-many-Hurricanes at Pat O'Briens.
Gives New Meaning To “My Hotel Was A Real Hole In Wall”
You can hardly tell that someone punched a hole in this Nashville hotel wall in a drunken rage....


