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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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He Got His Reservation Thanks To A Hard Target Search
The guest of the day at a hotel near DFW.
Second Hand Smoke
From a major hotel chain's hallmark property in NYC where the room full of Asian tourists in the next room were smoking so much, that it didn't just pollute the hallway, it came through the vent into another guests' room: "It was thick. I took the towel, put it over...
Blood + Hair + WIN
From a traveler at park 'n stay airport hotel who glanced down and saw this at his feet while brushing his teeth.
Night Light? No. Fright Light.
So much filth and dirt and bacteria and uncategorizable crap in this Manhattan hotel bathroom nightlight that it's just best not to even wonder WTF is all in there.
Hello? Hello?
A call cut short at the Trump Plaza. Submitted by Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com
Things Germaphobes Don’t Want To Think About
Think about this: how many people use their hotel bathroom over the course of a year? People who may or may not wash after using the toilet and then flip off the light switch and go to bed. And then....look at this bathroom light switch at a hotel near Laguardia in...


