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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Case Of The Stolen Smoke Detector
From a traveler at a Best Western who made the mistake of glancing up in the hallway.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: "Brown? It's probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous...unless it's on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice." From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
The First Time An Inanimate Object Was Out Of Order
Maybe it was freshly painted or just hanging by a screw, but "out of order" seems a little...odd. At a hotel in Orlando.
A Real Hole In The Wall Hotel
At a Red Roof Inn where someone got a boisterous in the shower.
Gives New Meaning To “Discomforter”
On a Holiday Inn comforter, which again raises the question, how could you miss this if you were a housekeeper?
Anti Peeping Proofing
From a flight attendant at The Focus at SFO. Checked in and found paper wadded-up, plugging the door peephole.


