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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Another Happy Stain
At literally the worst hotel in West Palm Beach, a traveler didn't think that he could find anything more. And then he looked at the chair in his room.
Little Pig, Little Pig, Please Let Me Out….
...or I'll stand and I'll kick and I'll shout shout shout shout! A seriously dinged door from a suburban Las Vegas hotel. Wasn't this a Nicholas Cages movie?
Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs
From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson: The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn't interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn't know if it was...
A Real Hole In The Wall Hotel
An excellent job of repairing a damaged wall at a Holiday Inn brand in Mississippi. Perhaps more White Out?
Dirty Phone Calls
Another standard item in hotel rooms that you just really don't want to look at too closely.
Crack Is Whack
A Hyatt Place where it's slowly crumbling from the top on down.


