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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Great….Toenail Clippings!

Great….Toenail Clippings!

Hampton Inn's are usually our go to place to stay when we travel. The price is good, the rooms are clean, the service is excellent....not this time. The phone cord was broken, the mini fridge basically fell out of its cabinet hole anytime we opened the door, but...

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The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory

The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory

Flight Attendant X put it best: "Brown? It's probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous...unless it's on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice." From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.

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I Think That’s Called “Brackish”

I Think That’s Called “Brackish”

From a Holiday Inn brand in northwest Mississippi. The guest was informed on arrival that all of the water in town was brown because of cypress tree roots, but that it was fine to drink...as they loaded her up on bottled water.

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Spring Blech

Spring Blech

From a family enjoying Spring Break on Florida's Gulf Coast, the property offered toothbrush holders. Never EVER look in a toothbrush holder.

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