World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.
Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work. They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do. The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun. And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either. What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them. To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible. The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind. I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.
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Another Disgusting Discovery By A Flight Attendant
From a flight attendant laying over in St. Louis, where she found the remnants on the couch of someone else who was laying over.
Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: "Brown? It's probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous...unless it's on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice." From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.
We’ve Got A Bleeder!
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
Don’t Hire Carpenters From Craigslist
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, Texas. The door doesn't quite fit the door frame. It doesn't really instill you with confidence.
Toilet Bow…hoa!!!!
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, where the seat was just sitting on the toilet bowl. Came right off. This is a new one.
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: "I don't paid enough to clean up this shit".
Unidentifiable Wall Refuse
From a flight attendant at a non-IHG, non-Bonvoy, non-Ramada, non-Hilton, non-Hyatt chain, but still a chain (figure it out) in central Illinois Not sure what this is or why it was there. In room between dresser and refrigerator stand behind a lamp. Not sure if it is...
The Last Guest Left An Impression For This Flight Attendant
Courtesy of a flight attendant on layover in Houston.
Psycho: The Sequel
At a hotel in West Palm Beach, tonight's forecast calls for showers.
When Brands Die But The Van Lives On
Somewhere in Phoenix this amazing hunka hunk vehicle is available to a motivated buyer.
A TV Version Of “Out Of Order”
When you have a day of delays, cancellations and lost luggage this is not the message you want to see when you finally get to your hotel. The engineer put it succinctly, "It's broken."