World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.

Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work.  They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do.  The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun.  And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either.  What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them.  To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible.  The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind.  I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.

 

The Glamorous Skies

The Glamorous Skies

From Flight Attendant X: I always dread checking the lavs at the end of flights. I wonder if Harry Dunne from "Dumb And Dumber" got dosed and was on-board.

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Light Switch Dirt

Light Switch Dirt

Filthy, unwashed, Ebola-germinating light switch courtesy of Flight Attendant X at the HI/Philly.  

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Dust In The Wind…And All Over The Room

Dust In The Wind…And All Over The Room

From a vacationer in Alaska who complained to the front desk because the room was too hot and the AC wasn't working. He left, came back and the air conditioning was on and a Winter's-worth of built up dust had blown all over the room.

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Airline Window Snot

Airline Window Snot

Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It's a little coagulated which means it's not, well, something else that's wet and red.

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