World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.
Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work. They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do. The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun. And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either. What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them. To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible. The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind. I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.
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Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: "I don't paid enough to clean up this shit".
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Treats under the bed
The Hilton Lauderdale, submitted by a travel industry friend: I found all sorts of treasures under my bed last night: Wadded up gum wrappers, pistachio shells, and what appears to be a (POOP)stain on the carpeting. It was like sleeping on top of a dumpster. I was just...
Sheet Snot
Flight Attendant X worked Thanksgiving and this was her holiday bonus, at an airport Embassy Suites in Florida
Another Great Moment In Filthy Hotel Windows
At a hotel in Buffalo where the windows were last Squeegee'd before people knew what a Squeegee was.
No Wonder The Room Was So Dark
A broken light fixture in an IHG brand in metro Atlanta.
Neil Young Was Right: Rust Never Sleeps
From a hotel where a guest went to the bar and asked for a couple of bottles of beer to go back to the room. The server asked if he'd like them in a bucket with some ice, so he said "Sure!" and was given a 1987-era Miller Lite bucket filled with ice and a couple of...