
World traveler, connoisseur of wine and wings, documenter of filth, she can smile while serving you watered down Sierra Mist just as easily as she can disable you and have you secured to the seat with plastic ties.
Military charter flights are the most pleasurable flights for me to work. They are so kind, respectful, and grateful for everything I do. The verbal exchanges with them are so sweet and fun. And of course, looking at them in uniform isn’t so bad either. What they don’t know is the admiration that I have for them. To try and even THINK about what they go through is not even possible. The physical and mental challenges that they must face just blow my mind. I have such great respect for these special angels that protect my freedom every single day.
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We’ve Got A Bleeder!
You have to wonder how the between-the-flights cleaning crew missed this plasma remnant on the window at 6A on a flight from Chicago to St. Louis.
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When Electrolux Meets Flowbee
From Flight Attendant X - I would like to proclaim my absolute hatred for these types of hairdryers. Not only does it look like a vacuum cleaner or a Flowbee, but it takes me 25 minutes to dry my hair with this POS.

The Shroud Of Urine
Whoever let loose on this mattress had a bladder the size of Lake Mead. At the Holiday Inn in Austin, MN.
The Most Complicated Hotel Toilet Ever
When you need a PhD to PeE. From a flight attendant returning from Japan.
That Is One Nasty Keurig
From a flight attendant on layover in Nashville: I took the machine down and called the manager, he said sorry and gave me 10,000 points for my discomfort. Sheesh talk about giving the guest a stomach cancer.
Wash Cloth Remnants
On a wash cloth at a hotel in Harrisburg where a guest opened it up to find a couple of brown specks and a very subtle brown streak....yeah...